Aliens are for real

On the way to California we drove past the most peculiar shop. In the U.S they have something called Jerky. Usually it's beef jerky and I tasted it at some point and I did not like it whatsoever. It's like tiny dried beef pieces. Ken's mum, Mandy, just wanted one thing from the U.S. and that was Turkey Jerky. We couldn't find it anywhere else, but in this odd shop that also sold alien jerky. Absolutely everything in the shop was alien themed and there was moving aliens in an alien car outside the shop! I went to the bathroom in there and I went in sooooo carefully expecting an alien to jump in front of me at any minute.